Dying from Embarrassment- Yes you can laugh at me!

So I'm out of state, and staying at a hotel. I have been eating junk food, as you do on road trips, and have been blocked up for days. Laying here, I got stomach cramps, so I excused myself and went to, hopefully, go poop. I went and felt wonderful, but when I went to flush, the toilet clogged. I started to panic, and flushed again. The water then proceeded to overflow, and spill out over the tile floor. I then had to tell the people I'm with that I clogged the toilet, and now need to call the front desk to help with the situation. Oh my god. I cannot believe this just happened. My face is burning from embarrassment. Please tell me I am not the only one ladies. I'm posting anonymously just for the reason that I'm SO EMBARRASSED. No, I'm not an troll, just severely embarrassed, and thought you all could use a laugh. 😱😱