Late Period

My period is late by over two weeks. And it's been over a month since my last one. I think it's stress. I'm a virgin lol how can I be pregnant 😂 But still. A part of me wants my period to come so I can get on with my life and not worry about bleeding randomly. Ughhhh. Sometimes I hate my uterus. Oh and my new one is due in a couple weeks or so. What if I skip both of them?