Everything he's doing is pissing off!

I'm 9 months pregnant and just pissed at anything he's doing.

He takes over my cooking trying to make me rest, does it incorrectly so I have to go and adjust the recipe to make it edible anyways, (how tf can you mess up pulled pork you ask? It resembled raw Hamburger and was soupy.)

(He can take over and push me out, yet he can't put away dishes like I ask and bitches that his mother's coming over tomorrow and the floor is hairy? Well, dear if you had fixed the vacuum like I had asked, she wouldn't yell about hair.)

He then won't eat his concoction and blames me because he saw me shred it, (like I have done 50 times, but this time he saw the process), so he blames me for its inedibleness, and won't eat it.

He's also let our cat out of the bathroom who's being treated for a uti and pissing on everything and trying to chew all sorts of cords that we have just bough, like the cord to a $200 baby camera. But "he's fine, he'll stop." After I yelled at the cat.

My due date is in 6 days. My ass hurts. I don't want to deal with him at all.

Are you fucking kidding, the cat just pissed on my shoe.