What's the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you while having sex?

moselle. 🌀 • Isaiah 41:13
Mine was that we decided to have sex right after we ate chicken with like a lot of hot sauce, and we washed our hands and what not, but didn't like brush our teeth, so he went down on me and after I came, I was hurting and burning so bad! For like a couple of days, I thought I had a yeast infection but thank goodness I was lucky. Always rinse you guys!! 😂