Sex! So I tell my husband I wanna make love and he says. Umm no, 2cm and 65% effaced whatever that means, so no I'm not poking him in the head, breaking your water, or possibly getting anything up there bc it sounds like your opening up....

I couldn't help but lol. He was so serious too. I talked him into trying tomorrow but tonight just thinking about it. He was like I didn't anticipate getting any at this point for a long time and that's fine hunny. I preceded to tell him the benefits of sex for me at this time and he responds...oh so your using me then....me; oh no hunny maybe I just want you before I can't have you for awhile...he gave me a look like 'bullshit'...lol was such a priceless convo...anyone else have a chat like this with their SO