Holy shit!!!! 😰 Motherhood

So, me and my 5m son took a 2hr nap together (wohoo💪). When we woke up I said "Let's change the boy's nappy!!"

I open it up and my nose spoke "GET. THE. FUCK. OUT!! Find the nearest exit and run!!!”

I close the nappy back and go in the bathroom to turn on the shower. I set the proper water temperature and put my son in.

He holds onto the bathtub edge facing me, and I am bent over him to see dem ass cheeks😳

Beware, it gets ugly!!😂

I take the shower head and water down the cheeks. Brown water with bits of doodoo runs down the drain. I put the showerhead down and reach for the soap on the edge in front of me.

Due to the water pressure, the shower head turn upward....washing those poopy cheeks...ON MY FACE!!! I have watery poo in my eyes, my nose, my mouth, my very soul at this point😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰😵😵😵😵 my LAWD!!!

From now on, when I say something tastes like shit, I know what I'm talking about

Motherhood

What is your motherhood blooper?