I did a ridiculously embarrassing thing today

So some of you mom's should appreciate this. I had just finished pumping and was putting my milk away when I see this BIG scary spider on the door, not particularly far from where my baby is napping. I grab a napkin try to kill it and the spider JUMPS backward toward my baby. So I kick at it and fling open the door trying to get it outside. But wait! I had just pumped. Have you figured it out? Ya. I flung open the door squealing and panicking TOPLESS. I am never going to be able to leave my apartment again. Pic of the offending devil bug: