Jealousy tastes like...

Once when my sister was in her first year in college she told me she'd had a dream that she went down on this girl (she's not gay, never been attracted to females, and boy-crazy) in her math class, her first year in college. After awhile she was doing that (and was confused as to why) she realized that curdled cottage cheese was coming out of the girl and she wanted to throw up.

I took a wild guess and asked her if she was jealous of this girl and she was so surprised and said yes, all the boys paid attention to her, one boy in particular, and didn't notice her at all when the girl walked in the room.