Funny little stories 😊

I just wanted to share a couple things my boyfriend has that have amused me 😊

1) I texted him one morning (we work at the same place one day a week- it's my part time job) to see if he wanted an apple juice while I was at the gas station on my way to work. He didn't respond so I figured he was busy & grabbed one anyways. I get to work & he goes "ooooh, apple juice. Mine?" And I told him I texted him but figured he was busy. He goes "oh yeah, i got a new phone last night. Did you see it?" (We live together, but I was asleep) I went to look at his phone and see which one he got & I saw my text on his lock screen. My name in his new phone is "Baby Mama Drama". I thought it was really funny 😂😂

2) At my obgyn's office the doctor wanted me to go to the floor below for the blood & urine work after she did a physical. I was getting changed into my actual clothes & my bf looks at me and whispers "should we bone? Just a quickie, in the room? I mean, she got to stick her fingers in you so I should be able to stick something in you too." (He was joking.) I laughed and threw my shoe at him 😂

3) Yesterday morning I got up to get ready for work, he rolled over and started trying to keep me in bed. He grabbed my boob & goes "Holy shit, theyre heavy. Are you sure the baby isn't growing in your titties?"

I know some people might think this isn't funny or mature but I like his sense of humor. I think he's hilarious 😊😊😍