Your child is 3.

This is my biggest pet peeve.

I didn’t count in months past age 1. For a few reasons. I fucking hate math and no one outside family really cares how old your kid is down to the month.

I would say things like she’s 1 or 1 1/2 or almost 2. Even hearing people count up to age 2 in months doesn’t annoy me. The clothes are still in months at that point and idk it makes sense in my mind.

But shit when i’m like awww he’s so cute how old is he?

and you hit me with the 39 months.

I am fucking done.

Your child is 3 mam.

Me and my 72 month old are leaving now.

Bye.