chat up lines......

Kirsty2889 • mummy to 2 girls and 1 ectopic 16/11/17. expecting our 🌈🌈 21/11/18

ladies, I'm in a funny mood and want to make the other half laugh whilst he is out on a lads night and I'm home with my daughters so hit me with your funniest chat up lines.........😂😂 the cornier the better! thank you