Why mother, why...

*Rant* Seriously Mother, why do you ask me every time you call if I'm pregnant yet!!! No hello, how are you, or the weather sucks. Nope.. I get a are you pregnant yet???? Well It's only our second cycle trying and I just left my fertile window, so ask me in a few weeks. Anyone else get this? I swear I feel like a failure each time she asks and I say no. But, she's not too bright and that makes it better!!!