My boss shames me about drinking coffee while pregnant. I finally went off today...

First of all, I love my boss. He's been very supportive of me and the pregnancy. When I was first pregnant, I told him I'd like to try to have a cup of coffee every other day to keep my caffeine intake down. As a lot of you know, it's dang HARD WORK to grow a human and I'm exhausted all of the time. This morning he picked up my coffee cup and said, "Didn't you have a cup yesterday? You shouldn't be drinking coffee every day." So I said, "okay, but then I can only come into work every other day because unless I have my coffee which was okayed by OB you wouldn't see me at work and if you did I'd be worthless." Usually I would never say anything like that but man, you've never grown a human and you're not my OB.

SHUSH.