Anyone else relate?

Period in Late Spring-Summer vs Fall-Winter:

Whenever my period hits in warmer weather, I have small cramps and heavy flow. Everything nauseates me.

However, in cooler weather, my uterus rages war and decides to stab me with sharp cramps from the depths of hell. Every pang is a taunting cry of “You’re not pregnant! You’re not pregnant!”

In Spring and summer, I crave lemonade, Chinese take out, peppermint tea, cold green tea, and ice cream.

In fall and winter; I crave coffee, hot cocoa, Chinese everything, peppermint everything, hot teas, and anything that can take away the cramps.

Yesterday, I had my first physical sign that winter is coming and yes, I know it sounds like a GoT reference, with all the blood, it could be. But I am currently looking like a hag and in so much pain. Winter is coming.