Almost awkward • story time

So ladies, last night my so and i were getting it on in his car in a not so empty parking lot. I mean, we were parked in a secluded place, lights coming only from a lamp post nearby.

It’s always risky having sex out in public but we’ve done it several times in that parking lot (lol we work close to that area 😂) and we’ve never been caught.

And you know when you have sex with the person you love you literally ignore the surroundings or more like you forget.

After round 2, we decided to stop because i was done. Like i came twice in a span of 10min and i was mindblown like wtf this never happened to me. Usually it takes me wayyy longer... anyway, we got dressed and got ready so we can go.

AAANNNNDDD!!! we realized 3 SUV cop cars parked like 3 or 4 parking spaces away from us. My boyfriend and i just looked at each other and he was like... “oh shit. They weren’t there when we got here” and he pulls out the car and drives past them so he can drop me off to mine. And when we did, we see the cops IN their cars.

We ended up laughing our ass off because it wouldve been so freaking awkward if they actually would knock on our window.

Thank goodness for semi-tinted windows.