Drunk piss sex story 11/2/16

First off I’m going Anon because I just can’t be having anyone I know see this.... Ok, My husband and I are on our bed while we are watching his sisters wedding on tape since we weren’t able to make it .... it was in Turkey and we’re in the USA so we didn’t make it. 😭 ANYHOW I’m drinking wine and he’s drinking wine and Vodka... WELL two hours late the wedding video is done and he’s drunk as a skunk.

He’s laughing and kissing me on the forehead and sucking on my eye lip like a leach while he drunk laughs “ I’m sucking ur brain”

I’m amused but I go and take the vodka away since it’s clearly time for that shit to get out of the room! Hahah I walk back from the kitchen and this man is in a pretzel trying to get his underwear off his foot. “BABE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN” so he rolls over almost flying on the bed telling me he’s ready for me to suck his dick.

So I figure why not... what could go wrong!?!?! Lol I didn’t think that but now as I’m typing this Im laughing.... so I get to sucking his dick. About 3 minute into he starts giggling which is HILARIOUS for my man. I’m laughing and sucking him off whatever.... next thing you know he tells me he’s going to cum so I get ready for the blow.... GUESS what happened next. YUP he drunk pissed into my mouth thinking he was cumming. 😫🤦🏻‍♀️🙀

he didn’t stop either.... I pulled up and he kept peeing a huge stream despite my panic scream I even put my hand over his tip as if that would stop the Golden flow 😂😂😂😱😱😱!!!!He peed All the way until his bladder was empty☹️ WHAT THE HELL just happened.... I took the sheets and stuff into the laundry room to get them cleaned up, he’s drunkenly asleep rolled into a towel like a piece of sushi 🍣 and I’m in the tub (I brushed my teeth) also When I walked into the bathroom he mumbled “thanks baby, I love you “ 😭 MANNNN it’ll be interesting to tell him about this tomorrow morning.

Anyone else have some messed up sex stories? because I’m just in awe right now 🙃🙂