Weirdest thing your doctor/OBGYN has ever said to you?

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Today my OBGYN (first appointment) during my Pap smear said “WOW that’s a nice pregnant uterus!” 😂 I’ve hardly had any symptoms so it’s reassuring but it was hilariously weird 😂

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It's wasn't something he said, but I happened to have an appointment on Halloween and he gave me a pelvic exam while dressed as Woody from Toy Story.

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At one of my annual appointments she was asking the standard questions, one of which being “any chance you have contracted an STD since your last appointment?” I said nope! (She knew I had been married a couple years now because we’ve talked about TTC etc, and that I have only the one partner, my husband) 
Under her breath (I don’t think I was supposed to hear this...) she said “heh must be nice...” 
I found out later she was going through a rough divorce so I think that was more a HER thing than a doctor thing....

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"Well in all of my years of being an OB, I've never seen this before" while I'm laying spread eagle at my post-partum check. Um, do I get a disease named after me or?

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After having my daughter, I had pretty bad tearing, my doctor said “your booboo’s are going to be a little ouchy for a while”...like I was a 2 year old child or something!

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My 2nd appointment is when I got my pap done and when my doctor checked my uterus and cervix he said I had plenty of room for a vaginal delivery. Lol I was like “uhh thanks?”

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I was told at my PP appt that I have a beautiful cervix. Lol

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Nothing specific, but my ob/gyn is ridiculously friendly and talkative. While he’s feeling up my boobs or is elbow-deep in my vag, he’s always asking me about my life and it’s just awkward. *Feels boob but doesn’t look me in the eye* “So where did you and your husband meet again?” ....

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At an annual checkup the doctor had to go get a smaller speculum and told me “you have a tiny vagina.” Uh, ok?

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I had a dr almost rip out my iud during a Pap smear 😳 and then comment how cute of a freckle I apparently have down there

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I had a gyno that complemented me on how well I matched my headband to the shirt I was wearing WHILE he was wrist deep in my Pap smear, lol.

Weirdest thing your doctor/OBGYN has ever said to you?

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