Pregnancy No-Brain!

I need a good laugh, tell me you pregnancy brain stories!

Heres my latest. The other week boyfriend wanted Chinese so I told him I would order it and pick it up on my way home since I drive past it. He tells me what he wants I find the number on google and call them. When they pick up and ask what I want I reply “hi this is Becca calling from blank blank Animal Hospital, just calling to remind you I want a order of chicken and broccoli, omg I’m so sorry, hi I’d like to place an order to go please...” the poor man on the phone had no idea what was going on and replied “we need no animal hospital please no call back goodbye”. Safe to say we will have to order from a new place from now on