I was on a first date and the guy was being fine and whatever. Anyway so he comes up behind me and tickles me (ON THE ICE. NO THANKS) so I fall on my ass then he tries to catch me before I fall and that results in me still falling but my top being lifted up revealing my whole bra to the everyone!!!!! Obviously embarrassed I get up and I’m super wet and he just skates off saying. ‘I always get them wet’

What kind of response is that?!!! He hardly spoke to me after that. RIP.