What is the grossest thing you’ve ever done??

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I’ll go first. My dog is a sneaky bitch and some of my salad while when to get a drink and when I came back cucumbers where scattered on my chair so I knew she ate my salad but I continued to eat it. I’m not even ashamed😂 that salad was $8 and I’m not wasting it. Your turn. Lmfao

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I groomed a feral kitten with my tongue to stimulate the feeling of a mother cat’s cleaning and warmth. I wish I was kidding.

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My dog was struggling to give birth, so I had to put my fingers in her vagina and repeatedly press down to stimulate contractions. Then I had to pull her babies out of her and get them breathing etc. The gross part was that I was eating my tea in between her contractions, so I'd go from fingering my dog (with gloves on, I'm not a total monster) to eating

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I paid $18 freakin dollars for breakfast on the airport and spilled literally the entire thing while walking down the aisle of the plane. I quickly scooped it back into the box. And then still ate some of it. I forced myself to throw it away after a few bites. Even though it still tasted so good 😂

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I had sever food poisoning when I was in grade 5 and no one was available to pick me up from school for a few hours. I ended up projectile vomiting all over the girls bathroom. I was so embarrassed I didn't know who to tell so I just walked away and my mom picked me up right after.

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My horse got castrated and then my beagle picked up his testicles and ran around with them.
I had to chase him down and steal my horses balls back to dispose of them properly so they weren't left half eaten on the lawn. 😭

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I gave my mother's dog "mouth-to-mouth" because she couldn't breath and her tongue was turning purple. Turns out she reverse-inhaled a blade of grass up her nose and it was blocking her nasal passages. I didn't think about what I was doing, but afterward, I felt sick for hours. Glad I did it, but can't think back to it without feeling nauseous.

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When I was little, my favorite snack was bananas, yogurt, strawberries and grapes.my mom was getting ready for work and to take my older siblings to school so she put me in my high chair, put 101 Dalmatians on on tv (my favorite movie/baby sitter) and gave me my snack.

About 45minutes- 1 hour later, my older sister had come out to catch the bus, and she let out a horrific scream, naturally my mom came running out and she too screamed in disgust.

There I was a little dirty blonde curly headed naked baby, sitting in my high chair, frantically splashing my shit 💩💩💩 up from my ass, smearing it all over the high chair, my face, on my chest, u know because shit is finger paints to babies 🤢🤢😂😂

I’m not sure if I ate any shit, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised, but I will never live that moment down, 
That one and another time, I took off my diaper went into my dads room, told him “dad I have to poop” b4 he could even get out of bed he said he heard what he thought was a loud fart 💨💩🤔 turns out, I some how sharted and shot out my full load of poo in a perfect pile about 2 feet behind me, and my dad didn’t even have to wipe😂😂😂

I’m sure it’s obvious I was not a fan of being in my diaper, and I was a pretty shitty baby literally 😂 I’m scared of the day I have kids, of the karma is gonna hit me bad

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A toad was in my hallway blocking my bathrooms. I got so scared, I had nervous shits and had to poop in the kitchen trash can. I called my mom laughing my ass off afterwards. My brother in law came to get it. Only my mom and friend know 😂 and now all of you!

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😂🤣😂🤣😂
Honestly I don’t even know... like I’m such a wuss when it comes to gross stuff.
I guess the grossest thing I did was last Christmas Eve. I woke up feeling like someone hit me with a frying pan to my face. Went to work. Came home and immediately went to bed because I was so miserable. 
I shot up awake at 4am, and “knew”.... it was about to happen.
But I couldn’t make the 7 ft from my bed to the bathroom, and I just laid there naked (I guess I ripped my clothes off in a fever while I was asleep) throwing up... non stop... I was laying there for 45 minutes. 
Once it calmed down... you bet I left it there... for a couple of days 😫😫😫. I finally felt 100% TWO WEEKS after that. 
On the plus side: absolutely NO ONE was in the emergency room that day, and my doctor was insanely sympathetic. I immediately got an IV of fluids and pain killers 🙌🏻.

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this was a dare when I was like in 6th or 7th grade. we had cats but we had street cats in the neighborhood as well the male was nice and friendly he was our adoptive outside cat well he always got the female street cat pregnant and she always had her babies on the side of our house that was protected. we always used to feed them. the dare was to eat the cat food that had been put out that day. this was at night so the cats had already been in it. I ate it. btw cat food is gross.

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