Hello again <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android.eve">eve</a>!

Here to f**k with the heteropatriarchy!

Once again, I'd like to remind <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android.eve">Eve</a> that I do not in fact have sex with men and that reminding me not to have unprotected sex during ovulation does absolutely nothing helpful for me.

I bet it would be SUPER easy to set up some basic preferences in the settings so I don't have to be given useless information like remembering not to make a baby and tips on how to touch a penis.

Thanks! 💁🏽