UPDATE* THE NEIGHBORS KNOW!!! SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED😭💩🤦‍♀️🚽

You guys, I’m cringing and TERRIFIED to live on- I’m embarrassed to my core and I have to let this out or I think I’ll cry myself to sleep😭😂😭

In advanced, this has to do with shit. So don’t shame me, I feel utterly mortified as it is.... 💩👀

So today has been a day from hell, had hardly a second to sit & gather myself. I hadn’t peed ALL day long and it hurt like a mother trucker! The last time I had such a painfully full bladder was for an ultrasound when they hooked me up to an IV and filled me up with water to expand my bladder 2times it’s regular size so they could see my cysts.

I finally picked up my family & was heading home for the evening, my full bladder load was killing me terribly and I had to run in and hope I made it! Whelp my 11 year old kid brother thought it was funny for him to run to the bathroom First and I really couldn’t wait it was not funny whatsoever it was terribly painful!!! So he sits on the toilet and what do I do....... I freaking pull down my pants and pee in the sink....🤦‍♀️ !!! I PEED IN THE SINK. I had no other option I was hurting my body holding it in, I would have made it but my freaking little brother!!!!!!!

Here’s where it gets bad...

I’ve suffered from major IBS for going on three years now, have tried so many herbs & methods it’s been a no no. My body struggles. So I’m peeing & my brothers laughing away when I START SHITTING IN THE SINK. WHAT THE FUCK MY COLON DECIDES AT THE WORST MOMENT POSSIBLE THAT IT WANTS TO FUCKING WORK?!?!!! So I’m the worst sister ever, my little brother is freaking right there watching me poop and he is Crying and Laughing to the point his face is red and he can hardly breathe, what does he do..... HE FREAKING RUNS OUTSIDE WHERE MY MOM IS STILL UNLOADING THE CAR AND YELLS, “TAMI POOPED IN THE SINK!!!!!!!!!!! TAMI REALLY POOPED IN THE SINK!!!!! NO SHE REALLY DID!!!!!!!!

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I’m still on the sink (😭) listening to all this happening & I don’t know what the balance should be of how much crying and how much Laughing should be going on, but I’m doing both full on.

My mom said the next door neighbors on the right side & two houses down the left we’re both outside and one of the families was laughing. I’M FREAKING MORTIFIED. MY NEIGHBORS KNOW MY POOP LIFE. They know I did like, such a fucking unladylike thing by going on a sink like Jesus fucking Christ I’m gross. WHO THE FUCK CRAPS ON A SINK?!?!!!

I don’t want to ever show my face around my neighborhood again. I want to move, literally my neighbors know I crapped on a fucking sink.

WHAT DO I DO? I even feeling ashamed sharing this here because I don’t want you girls to make me feel bad for doing something like.... no human fucking does. Why the hell didn’t I just hold it in thru the pain & spare myself the life long agony and vision my neighbors will forever have when they look at me.

Like what if I tell my future guy this story and he ends up thinking that gross AF. IS THERE A GUY WHO WILL LAUGH & not think I’m gross?!????

My mom said my dad once diarrhea’d on her shoulder & she loved him more after😂 maybe there’s hope I won’t forever be thought of as gross!!!!!!!!!!

Well, fuck. Little shithead brother ruined me. Smh at myself.

Time I move out😭😂

Anyone else have embarrassing poop stories???? PLEASE MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!!!!! 💩💩💩

Update* Thank you for all of these beautiful replies, you guys! They 100% made me feel better, you have nooo idea!!! I’m already laughing at it big time, and I’m owning it no shame😎 I am myself, get with it or goooo 😜👏🏼