Porn over bluetooth speakers. I’M CRYING.
So I usually paint in the dining room almost every night bc I love to paint and while I paint I listen to music. Just today I got a bluetooth speaker so while I was painting today I connected my phone to the bluetooth speakers. I was jamming, it was all good in the hood while I was painting. Totally chill.
Now it’s time for me to go to bed. I leave the table and lay down. A few minutes later, I decide I’m feelin a little frisky. Right when I click play to watch the porn, I don’t hear it. Confused, I turn it up. Then I heard it.
In the dining room.
Loud.
And this is the porn you find on tumblr that gets right to the dirt. No dialogue or anything - the bologna pony goes right in the snapper if you know what I mean.
Mind you, my parents were sleeping, but my brother was awake. He texted me and said: “I think you’re still connected to the bluetooth. You’re lucky mom didn’t hear that”
I AM SO EMBARRASSED. I can NEVER look my brother in the face again. 😭😭
Also a total turn off.
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