Rant that's about to piss people off

I HATE DOGS. I hate how slobbery they are. I hate how they whine and cry the moment someone leaves the room. I hate how dirty they are. I hate how much they beg for food. I hate how they don't listen unless you sit there for HOURS and train them. I hate how they pick favorite owners. I hate how they tear up freaking everything. I hate them. I hate them so much. And I don't understand how anyone likes them. They're fucking annoying. That's all. Cats rule. 😺 to all the people saying i shouldn't have children: For one, it's none of your fucking business if I want children or not so don't even try to put that out there. Also hating a damn animal has nothing to do with a human child at all. Not even remotely the same. The more you bring that up, comparing a PET to a child, the more stupid you look, and the more pathetic and immature you look. I'm aloud to not like a fucking animal wether you like it or not. Children are not animals and that's sad you see them that way. Get help.