STRANGE questions about labour...

So I have some random, gross questions that might seem completely stupid but I NEED to know😂

1- when you push, what does it actually feel like? Where do you push from? Is it the same kind of pushing as when you’re trying to force a poo out?😂 which leads me on to my next question...

2- if I have a water birth and I poo myself in the pool while I’m pushing, what happens? Will they get me out of the pool so that it can be cleaned/sanitised etc and make me continue labouring on the bed instead? Will they just fish the poop out and let me carry on? Will they just leave it there?

I know these questions are crazy but it’s really playing on my mind so if anyone can PLEASE help I’d be so grateful!! 😩