HONEYMOON DILEMMA! HELP

So I want a honeymoon that is long, beautiful, and full of loud and outrageous sex. my fiancee and I have saved up $1500 for our honeymoon and are still saving more. I want somewhere that isn't a hotel, so that I can be as loud as I want without bothering others in surrounding rooms (I'm trying to be courteous). With all the news that is coming out about airbnb's having cameras in them, I don't feel safe using an airbnb. Where are places we could go? we are looking to go for 5 to 7 days and we live in Oregon. we live in Reedsport oregon and don't want to go too far from there. any suggestions?