Y'all my week 😂😂 slightly long

First, I stepped on a meat thermometer and it went through my foot on Friday. Earlier today, I cut my foot on a door. Then for the c.herry on top, I burned my lady bits with Nair. I thought I would give my husband a surprise so I naired myself almost hairless; got my legs, underarms and everything but a little landing strip. I read the instructions and it said it was safe for areas except like the labia and all the other fleshy bits so there I went. After time was up, I finished up and washed up and I noticed my bits were a little stingy. But I just dried it off and called it good. Fast forward, my husband and I don't have sex and I go pee and it feels like I am peeing fire!! I have my husband look and I'm red as a cherry down there. So instead of our sexy time, I'm spread open like I'm at the gyno while he applies neosporin to my bits 😂😂 I hope next week will be better.