I'm fucking pissed right now so I'm sorry for the language, but what in the fuck. We just moved into a house and didn't have a lock on our back gate yet, overnight some POS came in and stole everything out back. I can get my husband's mountain bike, maybe our wooden folding chairs, but for fucks sake our lawn ornaments? Did they fancy your liking? Are they going to go great next to your ficus bush? That carved bear was from out honeymoon in New Mexico you shit-bag. And we bought that Flamingo after our first road trip to Florida, like what in the fuck. Even the motherfucking hose holder. I'm so livid at myself I should have just wired the damn gate closed UGH.