Who the fuck steals a metal flamingo??

I'm fucking pissed right now so I'm sorry for the language, but what in the fuck. We just moved into a house and didn't have a lock on our back gate yet, overnight some POS came in and stole everything out back. I can get my husband's mountain bike, maybe our wooden folding chairs, but for fucks sake our lawn ornaments? Did they fancy your liking? Are they going to go great next to your ficus bush? That carved bear was from out honeymoon in New Mexico you shit-bag. And we bought that Flamingo after our first road trip to Florida, like what in the fuck. Even the motherfucking hose holder. I'm so livid at myself I should have just wired the damn gate closed UGH.

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An

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I'm sorry for giggling, but how awful! Some people are complete scum of the earth, maybe they'll turn up in a pawn shop or something?

Ni

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Omg! That’s awful. People suck

An

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If everything was metal it might be some dick bag trying to sell the metal to melt it down for cash

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shit like that pisses me off this man walks into my moms yard and goes on fruit trees and start picking im thinking its an animal so i go but the window i see a man i say to my self what ever its a tree. this cunt walk about saying he hates inquisitive ppl and that I'm peeping him he stops to tell every one he sees on the road saying since my father died we are just squatting on the land haha the fuck my mother's name is on the papers