So this morning I was taking a shower to prep for Valentine's day, using my brand new body wash, new shaving cream, everything was fine. I decided to start shaving everything I possibly could so I could be the pinnacle of smooth for tonight.

So I start at the armpits, then down to legs, then the nether regions. I realized how long the shower was taking me so I speed things up. It was going great, I felt great, didnt seem like anything could go wrong. That is until I took things a little too quick and cut myself straight on the asshole.

The pain didnt bother me that much at first, so I ignored it. My shower was running low on hot water so I needed to wrap things up. I wash my hair using tea tree shampoo, and for those who dont know, this shampoo is MINTY AF. So Im washing my hair and the soapy suds fall down my neck, my back, my p*ssy, my crack, and straight into my cut up asshole.

I wouldn't wish this pain on anyone. The sensation made me realize how much we take things in life for granted. I start praying and asking for forgiveness, for whatever I might've done to deserve this.

A long rinse with cold water, and a good cry later, I made it out mostly in tact. Ladies, shave safely and take care of your assholes this Valentine's Day 🙃