and the fun begins

Riven

so first I choke on my coffee then start coughing, the force of the coughing makes me fart with each cough, which earns a weird look from SO. At this point I'm laughing hysterically, and half crying because heartburn kept me up until 7am and sleep deprivation has me loopy. While laughing I fart once again, and forgetting that I still have a cup of coffee in my hand I proceed to spill it...