i tried to squirt and peed on my parents couch🙄

fun story time:

when i was 17 i was home alone one night and i think i was watching american pie or something and i decided to see if i could make myself squirt. i was doing it and i felt it coming and i ended up just peeing everywhere all over the suede couch.

i spent half an hour with a hair dryer trying to fix it and i ended up just dumping some water ontop to mask the smell and i told my mom that my cat knocked over my water bottle. not my proudest moment😂