This is the biggest thing that pisses me off!

You ever had a guy tell you that you should wash your pussy more?

I've had this exact conversation with an Ex bf.

"You should take more showers"

"Um.. I shower at least once everyday."

"Yea but you should do it more often in a day to keep your pussy smelling clean."

"It smells bad? I check my discharge regularly. What does it smell like?"

"No, it doesn't smell bad. It just doesn't smell good."

"Okay?"

"Like, you should go shower and soap it up down there, make it smell sweet."

"Sweet? It's a vagina. It's not supposed to smell sweet."

"Sure it is. Just shower more often and use that pretty smelling soap down there on your coochie."

.....

First of all, DO NOT JUDGE ME ON HOW I TAKE CARE OF MY VAGINA, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!

Secondly, don't refer to my vagina as a coochie. I am not a 6yr year old girl.

And thirdly, and I say again, VAGINAS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SMELL SWEET OR LIKE FUCKING ROSES!

You probably don't even know what a pH balance is.

Vaginas basically take care of themselves. Anything we bring into contact with our vaginas or that we put into our bodies can throw off the pH balance. You can't use some flowery ass soap to wash a vagina. That's how you get an yeast infection. Even water alone can throw off a pH balance... Even your dick can throw off a pH balance..

So don't tell me to wash my pussy bc my vagina doesn't smell like flowers or like fruit. As long as my vagina doesn't smell like beer or fish, keep it to yourself.

I ended up dumping this guy because he still thinks that vaginas need to be washed 100 times a day and smell sweet. He even rants about it on Facebook. Hard headed af.

Girls, take care of your vaginas. Don't listen to idoits like that. Hail the V!