Yep. I've said it. Children are arseholes. Now. Before anyone gets confused, I don't mean the type of arsehole who cuts you up on a roundabout or parks in 2 parking spots in a car park. I mean they are the type to embarrass you as much as they can, or the type who make you want to cry but also laugh at the same time.

Now, here is my example of my daughter in full on arse hole mood. Picture your lounge looking beautiful and tidy, you've just spend the last 10 minutes to get it perfect and your daughter crawls up to her toy box. She looks at you dead in the eye. You know what is going through her mind. You know her toy box is about to be tipped up, you know she is about to ruin your hard work. And bam. Over it goes. toys everywhere all the while she's never lost eye contact with you. And what does she proceed to do? Oh yes, clap at her self and bugger off to the next tidy area to make a mess.

Or her next arse hole move of the day, this I believe good all arsehole moves I have ever encountered. Picture it. Having a lovely time in a shop, looking at things to buy her, you go to the till, purchase your things unknowing of what is about to happen. You get to the door and BAM the security alarms go off. You and the security go through the standard protocol, I walk through the doors, bags are put through the doors, and nothing. Then the buggy gets put through. The noise starts. You know we have found the culprit. MY DAUGHTER! And what do we find? oh yes. A top shoved in her foot muff. As soon as it's pulled out what does she Do? her usual. She claps and offers the security guard a cuddle. So yes. Babies are arseholes.