TMI X RATING So ladies.....prepare to blush. I'm ovulating so, I'm slightly more horny than usual. My husband has rejected me multiple time because he's tired 😒 so I'm desperate and with every waking moment without release I become more and more aroused.

So with my insomnia I'm doing chores and laundry and sh*t and trying to distract myself. 3am rolls around and everyone's asleep (everyone being my husband, two dogs, cat and guinea pig) and I can't take it anymore. I make sure everyone's out and get.....comfortable.

So I start rubbing one out and I mean I'm going at it!

I'm down right shameful at certain points and soon multiple orgasms and embarrassing pornographic videos later.... the beast is again at rest and I'm like.....

After catching my breath I look up and ladies.....omg ladies.....I'm so ashamed.....im so scarred.....I'm so horrified!

I look up and I see this!

My dog had woken up mid-masturbation and she is giving me the most worried and judgemental look I have ever seen in my life! I died inside. My sweet innocent pup's eyes have been violated and my spirit literally left my body!

So we just stare silently at each other and she's slowly squinting her eyes at me like......

and I'm just staring back at her like.....

and all I can do is snap pictures of her face because like.....I need to tell someone because like....is this really happening!?

Then.....she just gets up and I'm like...

and she barks at me and I'm like please....please be stupid....

I hold my breath as she walks away and then she comes running back.....and she drops her toy in my lap and I'm like....

I'm never masturbating again..... 😶😑......friggin judgemental ass dog!