WRONG HOLE!!! (Story time)

So my bf is going home three hours away after the university semester is over this Friday and we only had a couple hours today to spend together and we drove around in his car until parking somewhere isolated. We got hot and heavy and decided to try out car sex and since his car is pretty small, we had to do doggy style. It was dark outside and darker in the car and while we were in the throes of passion he landed in the wrong hole!!! Yowzers. I screamed in pain and surprise and he froze and I was like:

Get out of my butthole that is. Then I was all like :

And he was like:

My butt hole still hurts an hour later. Guess I’m never doing anal!! And probably not car sex... at least not in such a small car.