So, the PMS fairy is residing in my home this week.

I go from sad

to downright pissed

in the same damn breath.

I just want

fluffy pillows, and

Why is it too much to ask that society stop for these days and give me what I want and need? Surely we've paid our debt for the whole "Garden of Eden" fiasco by now.

Ladies, let's start an uprising. Let's petition "the man" to allow at least ONE day off a month for the sole purpose of keeping this menstrual demon at bay.

Who's with me?