How to confuse your SO 101
I was in bed watching a video on twitter of a dog welcoming his owner home after a long trip. The dog was crying and making silly noises. It was SUPER CUTE! Next thing I know I hear my fiancé (who’s back was turned to me) moaning and saying “That’s hot. Watching porn, baby? Are you horny?” And i just started laughing. I showed him the video of the dog and he said “ah damn it. It’s just a cute pooper.”
I was trying not to laugh so hard or else I’d wake up the baby

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