redneck sayings

OK so I'm from Ohio, born and raised but I get told a lot that my phrases are something from the south and I'm now known to be the one with redneck sayings, such as;

"as useless as a dog with 2 tails"

"it's hotter than Satan's ass crack"

"shes lost her marbles but I don't think she ever had a bag to hold them in"

"whatever floats your goat"

and my favorite "the Lord blessed them with a brain but not a manual to use it"

and the madder I get, the more my "accent" comes out, when I'm drunk, I sound like I'm from way down South. anywho, what are you favorite "redneck" phrases and where are you from?