How should I answer this text

Ok ladies its show time.

Here’s the back story. Tonight I was walking to me car from work and I work at a gym. I lifeguard and was in the pool so I’m overwhelmed here lookin like a drowned rat.

So I’m minding my beeswax when I see this fine ass man in the parking lot

But I’m looking bad, it’s late, and I work there so I just keep walking to my car.

Flash forward 5 seconds and he’s running over to be being all charming. Introduces himself to me. Says I’m “so fucking gorgeous” and he knows it’s forward but can he get my number. At this point I’m high on life.

I ended up giving him my number but not before I tell him that it can’t be weird because I work here and I want to keep it professional there. He says for sure I give him my number. All is good. I’m smiling I’m happy. I got to shake his hand and BAM. He pulls my hand down so it grazes his dick.

So I get in my car and I’m all wtf. This guy has my number and just MADE me touch his dick.

Flash forward another hour in at home and he texts me saying. “Hey it’s ****”

So ladies my question is: how do i respond? I want it to be kind of witty but also like wtf you made me touch yo junk you mofo.