I went to my moms house to see my quail and I count them and I’m like “I BROUGHT YOU 10 BIRDS. THERE ARE ONLY 9.”

So me and my mom search everywhere and we can’t find it. I’m like “TF” because I’m emotionally attached to them after hatching and raising them for a few weeks.

My moms neighbor is like a retired FBI employee and he’s crazy af. He’s always partying and you can tell he’s partying because there will be like 10 cop cars. No, not to bust his party lol the cops are partying with him. It’s the strangest sight to see.

Does anyone remember this famous scene from this movie?

This guy calls my mom and calmly he is like.

“I have your bird” without saying anything else, in the most creepy voice and my mom starts laughing and says “do you want ransom?”

And he calmly says “no. I just found it in my garden. I let it eat a lot of bugs. You can send her back over to eat more bugs anytime”

😂😂😂 why is this so funny to me. It reminded me of this movie scene