11 dpo checklist whos with me ?

Sore boobs- check

Funny sense smell ( had to walk out shop ) - check

Acid reflux - check

Severely constipated - check

Moody one min crying next - check

Creamy cm ( tho not actual sign ) - check

Some pinching/pulling left side - check

Some cramping ( hopefully not af ) - check

Really thirsty ( again not sure actual symptom) - check

Bfp ? yeah right I'm staring at a blank space where the second line should be. Anyone else have any symptoms 11/12 dpo ? I'm going nuts here.