Polls started this! (Douched bf)

I’ve never told anyone this. So the poll was have or would you eat your mans ass? The first time was crazy! We probably had to much to drink and went back to my place since it was closer. I took off my shorts and underwear to go pee. I come out of the bathroom and my bf was wearing my underwear. So of course I commented oh that’s so cute(😡). So he crawls on the bed and sticks his but up like for doggie style and starts saying go down on me, eat me! I do that to him. So laughingly I pull my underwear to the bottom of his butt. The he say kind of seriously “are you going to? Is it clean enough?” So being drunk I said I’ll fix that. Went into the bathroom, came out with a douche of mine, unwrapped it,and clicked it into place. As he was saying what are you doing, I just stuck it up there(like he does to me drunk) and started squeezing. Hearing that gasp and the clinching of both fists to the bed was priceless. The words “ What the Fuck” were used a few times. I squeezed it dry and pulled it out. He hobbled to the bathroom with my panties around his knees to the toilet. “ shit , what did you do, I wasn’t expecting something like that with no warning. What did you do to me?” He said. After cleaning out he pulled up my underwear and went on the bed. I went over and was breaking his chops “ahh, not in the mood now”. I took my underwear off him and ass I kissed his balls commented “ oh, still island fresh!” The did the deed. I even fingered his ass while going down on it. It was an experience and to this day anytime he sees a douche commercial on tv he gets beet red. He did wear my panties to sleep so I let him wear them home and keep them.