I’m so embarrassed. I just saw my partner get the vibrator out of the bedside drawer, so I hastily take off my pants and said “how come you you’ve got that out?” Tryna be all sexy.

Guys, he took the batteries out of it for his xbox controller 😭😂. I think I need to go to sleep.

Update: just so you girls know, I got the D in the end, all I had to do was sit with my legs wide open 😂. He loves your responses!! I was red reading them, can’t believe how funny it was!

Update 2: I’m still laughing at all of your comments!! It’s becoming a nightly occurrence of reading them all lol. Thank you everyone for being so fucking funny.