Thought he was smarter than that...
So I’m a little cranky, eating my weight in whatever is dumb enough to be in my path, little bloated. We all know the signs. So does my husband.... so he asks me when my blood flood is due to start!! I wanted to be pissed but it was too funny 😂😂
Last month my cramps were awful and I said please just shoot me in the uterus. He looks me dead in the eye and says he can’t right now, the entrance is busted... asshole knows how to make me laugh ❤️
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