Anal.

Legit. This is me everytime I hear "OMG! I'm doing anal for the first time. I'm so excited! Any tips or advice? Hook a girl uuuuuup!"

Girl don't even know what kind of hell she's in for 😂

Anal ain't some walk in the park. It's fucking painful as shit, literally. It takes time to get used to it.

Even then, it still feels like a constipated shit that keeps sucking back into your bum instead of dropping into the damn toilet.

But, in any case, if you think you've got enough lube...you're wrong 😂