My mom found a wine glass that I had been drinking sparkling apple juice out of. I don’t smoke or drink or do anything like that and she knows that. She asked me if I had been drinking her wine and I just explained I was drinking apple juice. She looked me dead in the eye and said “Damn I was kinda hoping you were drinking and that I caught you doing it so I could lecture you about how bad alcohol is for you.” We both just died of laughter for like 20 minutes 😂