Dumb husband..

Ok so husband came back from work and was hungry i told him clearly theres porkchop in green sauce i made yesterday ( husband work nights) u can eat that just go buy tortillas and warm it up then he said no too much work then he wanted to make noodles there was no noodles then he went to the fridge and guess what... he happily screams yay i found porkchops!! Why didnt you tell me there was food?! Now i only need to warm it up! ARE U FUCKING SERUOUS????? I JUST TOLD omg.... uwuveheuhebsjjsj

Please tell me my husband its not the only dumbass...