Stoned thoughts

So lately when I've gotten really baked, I'd get lazy and drop embers on my leg, and of course freak out because it frickin hurts. Last night my phone was sitting on my lap charging, and I glanced at the red light and spazzed out thinking it was an ember. I swore I was in so much pain from the flame, meanwhile I'm wondering where my phone went.. I just don't know what I'm doing with my life haha