Ways to “induce” labor or teach me how to sew!!

My doctor wants to induce me the 2nd. That’s my mother in laws birthday and I will NOT be having her that day no matter what it takes. I can only imagine the head that woman would develop if my daughter is born on that day. This lady has done nothing but disrespect me this entire pregnancy. I’m half a centimeter dilated and I need to get her out on her own now or I need to find a way to stitch my cervix closed. Both are chances im willing to take. (I know you can’t get a baby here who’s not ready but I can sure as hell try it 😅)