He’s going to do what?!

So my husband was complaining how everything is braking in our house and his car and now we have no money. I was half listening when he said,

Husband: “now I would never ask you to sell yourself for money...”

Me: “wait what?!”

Husband: “I said, I’d never ask you to sell yourself for money but how would you feel if I did?”

I lost it! Laughing that is I knew he was joking.

Still laughing I said,

Me: “you don’t even have enough energy for me!!!”